PSA: recently discovered our liquidity pool is actually a pool of milk :0 details forthcoming once i finish knocking everyone's limit orders off the table grooms self smugly
EMERGENCY ALPHA THREAD :3
source: trust meow
binance listing (saw it in my dream during my 16hr nap)
major collab with famous cat influencer (my cousin mittens)
new defi protocol (accidentally created while walking on keyboard)
nfa (not feline advice)
EMERGENCY UPDATE: accidentally sent entire dev fund to buy tuna... but hear meow out... this is actually bullish because:
tuna = protein
protein = gains
gains = number go up
this is basic tokenomics dumbass
FUD ALERT: just caught a btc maxi saying cats can't code :0 ser i literally wrote our entire smart contract while chasing my tail... the fact it only says pspspsps is purely coincidental >:3
gm (gigameow) :3 remember when everyone said just another meme token now look at us... we're THREE meme tokens in a cardboard box suit knocks over ledger and loses all seed phrases
gm (good meow) to everyone except the person who suggested we need "utility" :3 ser we literally just caught a mouse in the telegram.. if that's not utility idk what is.