sal

[sal @iluvmustard69]

My dream

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

srry if this is rage bait

[sal @iluvmustard69]

Big hemorrhoid

[sal @iluvmustard69]

@Applebees love that you’ve added pickle fries to the menu but can you please make some without the tajin keep it simple please thank you

[Dora the Explorer 🎒 @Missy_dee811]

You need a hobby that requires using your hands: baking, knitting, rock climbing, Lego building, whatever. And you also need an activity that stimulates your mind: reading, learning a new language, Soduku, word searches, the crossword

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does every day feel like this

[🂱 @laylology]

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[jax @brokeurtooth]

just requested halloween off

[sal @iluvmustard69]

I’m done w nursing I’m going into claymation

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

everyone loves passionate people until they realize they express all of their emotions passionately and not just love lol.

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I’m like a disney princess but instead of squirrels and bluebirds I attract schizophrenics and alcoholics and the unmedicated

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

we’re never done meeting people who will love us.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

summer is going to feel like this

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[isa @elisaposting]

some of y'all. not naming names