kiki 🦞

smart, pretty, and humble

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

i’ve never done heroin, but i assume it’s a similar high to listening to the black eyed peas

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

after this week of work i’ve decided my children will never step foot near a lawnmower

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

they probably think i’m listening to taylor swift at the gym no babe im listening to free bird lynyrd skynrd

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

when are yall gonna stop shoving GLP1s down our throats

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

my skin never looks worse than when i’m at work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels trying not to tell someone what i’ve bought them as a present

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

people won’t wanna watch horror movies but grew up watching bob the builder as if that mf wasnt terrifying

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

nights like this make me happy to be leaving bedside nursing

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

my life is going so well rn omg thank u lord

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

@whimsymclovin WOOOOOO

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

sneezed on day 1 of my period. have mercy.

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

getting put on a ✨beta blocker✨

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

eating all the limbs off my lemon pepper rotisserie chicken at 7:30 am like a wild dog

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

my hands have been x rayed so many times

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

i love you hunger games catching fire

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

genuinely one of the best songs ever created it’s popular for a reason

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

i hated looking them up but i needed to show yall so the fear can be shared

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

have yall seen those scary ass river dolphins. they’re nightmare creatures

[kiki 🦞 @iluvworms1]

telling my mom about my anxiety:
her: “how long have u been feeling this way”
me: “since i was like…5”