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on a handstand

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X Clam, the Black Power Post-Pescatarians. Deeper than Atlantis, in the ways of the whales. Blubber J and Profisher X proclaim that all trawlers will receive a sunken lesson. Word is prawn. Protected by the red, the black and the seafoam green, with a key, fishyyyyyyyy.

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Sonny Rollins. Where did you go?

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What do you call a 40+ year old Black woman possessed by the devil?

The Auntie Christ

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They kidnapped Oscar the Grouch from his home, cleaned him up, threw him in a brilliant azure recycling bin, slapped a VOTE BLUE sticker on his head and phoned the media, but when the rent was due, where were they? I am happy when they lose.

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High on hope-i-oids

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*Matreon*

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Don’t smile in photos if you don’t know how to. You don’t like it and we don’t wanna see it. Be an inner glow.

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I never rep, but Juju bout to have me coming out the closet as a class of 20** Trojan.

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@IkeMoses E&J said "Just Me and You is my shit"

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@Official_Tink you are still the best TO THIS DAY!!!

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3. License Joan Jett “I love rock n roll” but lyrics are “I love to shop at Kohl’s” mom’s having pillow sham fights, drinking Mamaritas, going wild at Kohl’s. Ext. unreleased cut shows moms spraying each other with garden hoses, driving each other in wheelbarrows, cry laughing

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Three product/ad ideas: 1. SkinnyCare - fully embracing fatphobia instead of pretending. “say goodbye to fine lines, not body dysmorphia” or something similar, fine lines/waistlines, etc.
2. Mamaritas/Momaritas - self explanatory

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Not for a billion dollars and everlasting life could I be attracted to Andrew Garfield.

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Once I started imagining it was David Faustino and Beverly D'Angelo on-screen it was almost watchable.

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"The Piano Teacher for people whose Catherine Robbe-Grillet is Miranda July." JJ refuses to miss!

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Jotting

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When you stand on business but with just one foot

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Don't wait until I popularize the term uniquilibrium to try and be my friend

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I smell burning toast and hear Sharon Stone’s voice. Watch this space.

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Beverly Glenn-Copeland said what you felt.