Izaya Orihara

I'm sorry lol jk no I'm not

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

You shouldn’t have kids if you aren’t going to love, support, and help them be the best version of themselves unconditionally.
#honestyhour #ps #imback

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

@loserheartsclub Ah! It’s nice to know some humans still love me

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

*looks around* How many of you guys are still here?

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

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[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Like I maybe an asshole but like at least I'm not Trump Trash

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Who do you want as POTUS?

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Who's ready for me to come back? ;) Well, I'm coming back whether you're ready or not!

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Why am I such an emotionless bitch? I guess I've just adapted to my surroundings. Survival of the fittest.

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

#VoteIzaya2016

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

No, no, no. You're misunderstanding. My name is Spelt Izaya Orihara, but pronounced Trash King.

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Shizuo: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Me: haha and then what ;)

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

The first to go will be the weeaboos

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

I want the best for me, which isn't you. So get the fuck out of my life.

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

@realDonaldTrump

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

@realDonaldTrump I will buy your toupée for 5 goat

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

You're insecure
I know what for
It's because--
Wait. Am I supposed to list only one reason?

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

Tryin' to start some shit is what I'm doing. Fite me Light.

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

I'm pretty sure I'm better than Light Yagami. Not only am I great at manipulating people, but I could also kill him.

[Izaya Orihara @ilyhumans]

@FrenchVenuss Ah, the love of the humans is all I need! I, do infact, love all humans! Which includes you, but not you in particular.