ilyssa sky

mother of 2, freelance web / print designer, amateur photographer, occasional crafter (when it so strikes my fancy)

[ilyssa sky @ilyssasky]

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Watched 20 minute improv play by 5 year old: the theater of the absurd minus the angst (complete with invite "will you come? _yes _no").

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Measuring things is OK- and I know it's right at her level- but I'm thinking measuring people's butts is not going to make Anais any friends

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Pretending to be a lion, Anais comes in, asks what is for dinner. I reply, "Wildebeest". She looks, shrugs, "Oh. Looks kind of like pasta"

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Spent the day rock climbing. Bad news: Friend broke ankle. Good news: I wasn't belaying. Clear conscience? Check!

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Told kids it wasn't tomato sauce, it was just food coloring and that if they didn't eat it their heads would explode. My job as parent done.

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ME: "Well, you know, before we moved here, we lived in Virginia" ANAIS: "Really? We were astronauts?"

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That vacuum's clattering, rattling sound? That is the harbinger of calamity when Ms. Pinkie Pie's tiny tiara turns up missing.

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Not naming any names here, but someone just got back from the food store and didn't buy me a pumpkin pie. I can only take so much cruelty.

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20 minutes later, Zhu Zhu Pet successfully extracted from Anais' hair. But only with assistance of scissors and new-found fear of hamsters

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Ah, you like my new perfume, oui? It's Eau De Ben Gay. It's got that sexy blend of toothpaste and senior citizen. *MEOW*

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In Charlotte.

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Just landed in Atlanta. Despite lots of grumbles at 4am, we did ok

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Well, nap time for some... Beer time for others.

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Picnic by a lake, followed by some rides down the Alpine slide, ice cream and a bouncy castle. Nap time.