nela 🛸

🇨🇿 ✶ 26 ✶ she/her

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

hey martha I think u posted this bc u know I'm interested in all the new words and I would see it and it worked tyvm

[´⁠ω⁠｀Sylgco!!! @Sylgc0]

Couldn't find the meme so I had to make it

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[allie ⭐️ @nirvannathe]

how it feels to get too important at your job

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I only want a Spouse for things like Folding a Fitted Sheet or Murder Suicide

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

The scene where Odysseus recounts the Trojan War is excellent, but I'm afraid it's only the second most ominous and dread inducing movie scene of the year

[𖣠ctober ! @octobertwt]

i spotted it across the room like a crazy person

[击̸ hannah 🦇⸆⸉ ོ @rabbitfoodle189]

@swinkying this is the original let’s not use ai

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A Texas man was warned about an 11-foot alligator before going for a swim.

His response: "F*** the alligators."Minutes later, Tommie Woodward became the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@alsosortofadam this is you asking for my sperm lol

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

I’m sorry I doubted you

[🌻🌿leafboycreature🐛🌲 @rainpeaks]

State of my fucking brain lately

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[twistee @tvvistee]

Kane Parsons is now the director

he directs movies

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Caught day dreaming

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again