"oh the website you use is down, did you know HTTP is decentralised? you can just run your own webserver, do account management, integrate with a CDN, keep backups, install patches, ... wait? where are you going? i'm technically right. you know it."
Man, JavaScript is so dumb. Check out these two built-in functions with the same name that work totally differently!
> console.log("hello");
hello
undefined
> Math.log("hello");
NaN
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