Lola

see you in hell

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Almost positive the guy in front of me at the gym is listening to prison stories on YouTube.

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Tyler’s making me mix my Pinot noir with my Guinness

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Do you ever wanna thank one human being for creating and raising another human being. Because god bless Erwin’s mother 🥹💗

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - 123 Datura Bar & Kitchen (West Palm Beach, FL)

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Like just know your T-shirts, underwear & sweatshirts specifically are going to whoever you’re sleeping with lol

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

When a man buys clothes does he know they’re really not for him?

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

When a man buys clothes does he know they’re really not for him?

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Every hole is a goal

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

For the first time, I had to untuck my king sized bed sheets alone… I gotta tip my cleaning lady more 😮‍💨 #shitstight

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Tyler sent me home from work with a free bottle of wine and now it’s almost gone and im letting my cat lick the salt off my rice crackers before I eat them while watching Netflix.

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

A grown ass SOBER woman pissed on the floor at my job last night simple because she “couldn’t hold it anymore” 😑

[JP @jpbrammer]

I miss being asked to watch over someone’s stuff at a coffee shop and wondering if I’m ready to fight

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Still a step up from me DoorDashing pizza & ice cream...

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

At the grocery store with 3 bottles of wine, 3 pints of ice cream, and a frozen pizza. #thriving

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

At the grocery store with 3 bottles of wine, 3 pints of ice cream, and a frozen pizza. #thriving

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Just hired my first cleaning service and I will NEVER clean again. This lady even did my laundry😍

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

If there’s one thing in life I truly excel at, it’s hitting curbs.

[Lola @imPAIGE11]

Bout to make a bold move and delete all the food delivery apps. Wish me luck 🤞🏽

[invader zim @f8the]

can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

[Shacker Sunday @shacker_sunday]

Do you take shots of alcohol before going on a date or are you normal?