Sam Armer

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

What the fuck is Trump doing?

He's inspiring the cause for the next large scale terrorist attack.

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Sir John Hurt is dead.

And so it begins.

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Started Saturday singing and dancing to this in the shower whilst eating a cupcake. 10/10 would recommend

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

@JoshAppleG your style is unreal

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

@JoshAppleG kick a man whilst he's down why don't you

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

7.42am. I've already spilt my coffee down me. This first day back at work is not going to be a good one

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

@JoshAppleG fuck you

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Absolutely unreal https://t.co/dEYd537W8g

[Football Cvlture @FootballCVLTURE]

When you score goal of 2017 on the first day of the year... https://t.co/vDfhlh1aSz

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

@MiramarMackie DESTROYED https://t.co/GHR4UDFBBn

[The DFS Guys - NFL @thedfsguysnfl]

Ronda Rousey down in 48 seconds 👀 https://t.co/LxENkkSuuX

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

There's a whole bunch of not so in shape people in Nike Compeession gear in the gym today. I guess the New Year noobies all signed up

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

I'm sat in a power cut. I feel like life just ended

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

You can't even do Pay-Per-View for the Rousey fight because BT Sport jacked the event 😩 #UFC207

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Passengers is sick! Think I just fell in love with Jennifer Lawrence 😍

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Is 2016 over yet?

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

It needs to be the holidays right now

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

I am dying 💀

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

How do I lose my balance and almost stack it when I'm stood still? My special needs is real

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Turn up

[Sam Armer @imSamArmer]

Can we cancel today? I ain't feeling it