Samantha Hannigan

Stay rad ✌️

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

How do I tell my future spouse that when I’m on my period I need them to touch me but not touch me, to put their arms around me and hold me but don’t even breathe near me, to tenderly cuddle my body but lay a singular finger on me and prepare for death

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Propose to me with your health insurance plan so I know it’s serious

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Listen it’s really hard being extremely competitive but not really good at anything

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

@katieploetz @yourFABERiteALY Wow we did that, go us!

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Not trying to flex but I currently weigh less than the weight I lied about on my driver license so

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

While looking in the mirror today I thought, “kinda look like a snack and also kinda look like I eat a lot of snacks” so really keeping myself humble these days

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

I just think it’s pretty rude that I’ve worked out consistently for a week and I don’t have amazing abs already

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

My coping mechanisms are retail therapy and food therapy. That’s why I’m chunky and always look good

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

If my 3 year old niece with sensory issues can wear a mask, you can too.

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

I put on underwear and a bra today so I’m clearly thriving

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Everyone say hi to Aggie ♥️

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

I love having supportive parents. When I told them that I drank two bottles of wine last night my dad said “that happens sometimes”

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

catch me in your next 90s teen movie

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

I was not prepared to have my gut ripped out and cry for two hours by @Lin_Manuel and the cast of Hamilton yet here we are

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Honestly nothing makes me feel better than when someone compliments my calf muscles

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Does anyone want to platonically cuddle me?

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

Saw a sign today that said “racism is small dick energy” so catch me yelling that from now on

[layne @webmdmom]

as an ally of the black lives matter movement, make sure you are doing it because you actually believe in what it stands for. this is not a trend or an opportunity to retweet something to perpetuate a "woke" persona; this is about people's lives. donate, engage, do more.

[Samantha Hannigan @im_SAMsational]

I understand that I will never understand, but I will stand with you and I will fight for you #BlackLivesMatter

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If you identify as a woman, and you’ve HAD to laugh to de-escalate an awkward situation with a man, please RT.
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