Luke

very serious twitter account / Did you know Johnathan Cheechoo scored 56 goals in ‘06

[Luke @im_friss]

Mock drafting Cade York in the 3rd to the browns

[Luke @im_friss]

Good read

[Fred Greetham @FredGreetham9]

#Browns Deshaun Watson picked off by Quincy Williams

[Luke @im_friss]

RFK Jr the smartest man on earth is doing a bang up job at keeping the food in stores safe recently

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has announced an emergency recall of 12,000 pounds of bacon.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Robertson to dalas means a few things:
- contractually a dalas star
- can play for stars

- if he was moved, he would play for another team. But right now it will be dalas.

[Luke @im_friss]

Water found in ocean

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Health officials investigate Taco Bell's role in one of the largest US outbreaks of an illness causing explosive diarrhea.

[Luke @im_friss]

@heatdaddy69420 Bob are you hearing that he may or may not be in Dallas going forward?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

如果羅伯森不留在達拉斯，他就不會留在達拉斯。

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

when U drop mediocre brown and get an infinity wipe

[Luke @im_friss]

Darwinism is the only answer

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I actually texted her today and asked what can we treat hantavirus with. I’m so glad she posted it.
Ivermectin.
Also vitamin D and zinc.
Those of us who refused to lockdown, mask up, and get vaxxed took the good ole horse paste and also developed natural immunity.

[Luke @im_friss]

@JeffDLowe @kayakbeaadt Genuinely mind blown at the reaction to this movie today which is about a completely fictional tale.

[Luke @im_friss]

@JackDuffin Any ideas on what the browns plans are with Shelby Harris and Maliek Collins? Collins is under contract for another year but he got hurt late in the year so you never know with this team

[Luke @im_friss]

Uh huh for sure, riiiigggghhht

[BrownsNation.com @BrownsNationcom]

Gary Davenport of Bleacher Report suggested the Browns could be involved in a blockbuster trade that would send Myles Garrett to the New England Patriots for a 1st-round pick (No. 31) and a 3rd-round pick (No. 95) in 2026, and a 1st-round pick in 2027.

"A team would have to meet certain requirements to make mortgaging its future in a Garrett trade palatable. First off, the team needs to have legitimate Super Bowl aspirations. Given that the New England Patriots just lost Super Bowl LX to the Seattle Seahawks, they clearly fit the bill there. The Patriots also have a need on the edge of the defensive line. With nearly $44 million in cap space, the Patriots also have the financial resources to absorb Garrett's contract. Making this sort of blockbuster would mean the Patriots are pushing all their chips into the center of the table. Garrett would make an already stout New England defense that much more formidable."

(https://t.co/It7nAuQU89)

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend

[jordan @JordanUhl]

So corporations might get refunds from the government because of Trump's illegal tariffs. Those corporations raised prices because of those tariffs, meaning more money out of your pockets. But you get nothing.

So, all in all, another massive transfer of wealth to the top.

[Luke @im_friss]

Dog what the fuck are these people even talking about anymore, complete nonsense

[Haley Britzky @halbritz]

In a speech tonight at the National Religious Broadcasters 2026 convention Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth railed against the "Godless left" which he said is "fueled by godless and toxic ideologies, foreign to the western way of life, with tolerant hearts filled with rage and hate.”

A ceremonial color guard at the event was provided by the 101st Airborne Division band, according to a release from NRB.
https://t.co/BvRyblYhtB

[Luke @im_friss]

@jake_burns18 Genuinely cannot understand why people keep slotting him in that OL, other than out of necessity because of where Berry has let the contract situation get to.

[Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM @ChrisGloninger]

Atmospheric scientist here. Let me tell you what was actually "slashed" today.

Slashed: The Endangerment Finding — a 200-page scientific review upheld by the Supreme Court, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, and reaffirmed by the National Academies of Sciences in 2025.

Slashed: The legal authority to regulate carbon from cars, power plants, and factories. All of it. Gone in one afternoon.

Now here's what you're "saving":

Yesterday Trump ordered the Pentagon — the largest energy consumer on Earth — to buy coal electricity.

Coal costs $69–$169/MWh.
Wind costs $27–$53/MWh.
Solar costs $38–$78/MWh.

99% of U.S. coal plants cost more to run than replacing them with brand-new solar or wind.

That's your tax dollars buying the most expensive electricity on the market. By executive order. While the Peabody Energy CEO stood in the room.

And the human cost of what you're "saving"?

460,000 American deaths linked to coal pollution in 20 years. Coal PM2.5 is 2.1x deadlier than other air pollution. (Henneman et al., Science, 2023)

All to protect an industry that employs 44,000 people total. Clean energy employs 3.5 million.

[Luke @im_friss]

Lamest humans on earth, they’ve become the people they say they hate.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: House Republicans announce investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, alleging the Spanish lyrics were “inappropriate” for television.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

smokin big doinks, 2017

[Luke @im_friss]

I mean this is probably not a real person but fuck it. Oh would you look at that. Took me 13.2 seconds to go on national governors association .org to find that what you said isn’t true.
Keep living in your own delusions, you and the rest like you.