Isaac- 🔑

I had 4 biscuits then I ate 1, then I only had 3.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

I didn't even know my phone could make that noise

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

It's elder abuse to keep Terry Bradshaw on the air, dude can barely read the results of the matches.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

A lot of hamsters are at pet stores eagerly waiting to go to a new home. Only to find out they're going to be in tik tok hamster hell.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Once I see someone applying makeup while driving I become a driving hazard in order to ruin the makeup

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Don't forget your back to school bullet proof vest

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Everyone treated the 4th of July like it was the last Tuesday they'll ever live. It was a school night fam.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Cauliflower had the biggest comeback of any vegetable

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@elonmusk Free speech is limited.

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Barbie is ironically going to have a successful box office opening weekend all because of a meme

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If you lose your hand from using fireworks this weekend, you're a dumb ass

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Logitech F710 controller reviews now:

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Having a signature so big they still talk about it 247 years later....

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

I went too hard at the Taylor Swift concert last night

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Tik Tok ruined content
Capcut ruined tik tok

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Can't believe Starlord dies in Guardians of the Galaxy. Rip.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Big day for my Dad, graduating today!, I LOVE YOU DAD AND INSPIRATIONAL! #GCU2023

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If kids are dying from tik tok challenges, that's called Darwinism

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

If you ever need to screen shot your speedometer while driving, press the brake pedal and gas pedal at the same time and it'll save the info.

[Isaac- 🔑 @im_keyyyy]

Humans are going to do the stupid thing and give Robots rights