kimaget 👷‍♂️

Student, tech enthusiast, civil engineering, law and politics.

#Chelsea

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I will get that car. I will get the house. I will get the life I want.

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

In your 20s you'll get a chance to go out on Friday and come back by Sunday take it seriously!!

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

10 year old me after dj afro dropped the iconic line “atafanya nini wala atende nini , she’s gone …goneee….and goneee foreverrrr”😭😂

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Watching a woman advice her brother is an eye opening experience. The only time women hate simps is when the simp is their brother😂

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

For sex? Yes.

For commitment? 😂😂😂😂

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Unaomba tu kwa molar mara canine hivi akiz utakua poa incisors name🥺

[kimaget 👷‍♂️ @im_kimaget]

@Onorpik 😂😂

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar

[` @lisaawrites]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

COOKED means you are fucked, COOKING means you're on to something great and ATE means you slayed. What is this genre of words bro

[ᗰIYᗩGI𖤍 @justachillbloke]

Stop avoiding your Mpesa messages... Go look at what you've done.

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Knowing you don’t give Men money and texting me is crazzyyyyy

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

Do you remember the before KCPE exam period when we had to clean up our desks with sand paper
That moment felt special in a way

[Feycheche @Feycheche1]

It is on this day that I learnt that kotestes sang this to Johana Ngong ngeno after he successfully fought for the formation of Emurua Dikir constituency. He was at the forefront after the deadly 2007 clashes.

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

A day for dudes who love to monitor the situation

[kimaget 👷‍♂️ @im_kimaget]

@CJ_Haslett Ayayaya😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tanzania TikTok ni comedy tupu. Imagine being in a crisis then you speak in Kiswahili sanifu,, it's draining aki ya mungu. Risasi zinalia TZ unasikia "Ooh! Maulana tunusuru". Viumbe thaifu mno!😭😂😂😂

[Jay @KijanaYaMowlem]

I can confidently tell y'all that kuteka a millennial is way too easy kuliko a fellow gen-z