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[Falilat @Kamalfalilat]

This new Harry Potter looks too jolly. Doesn’t look like someone who lived with the Dursleys🥲

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

@BrightonHoveBus where are the buses to Eastbourne/seaford? Been waiting over half an hour and none

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

@HalifaxBank fix your banking app

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

a bet for Declan Rice to score first England goal in the World Cup- What are the odds? #YourOdds

@WilliamHill

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

@AskPaddyPower
a bet for declan rice to score first England goal in the World Cup- What are the odds?

#WhatOddsPaddy.

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

@HalifaxBank is the banking app down? I can’t access my account.

[peter lane @peterlanee]

POV you’re a bird at the park and some old dude is providing you the snack of a lifetime

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

absolute scenes in sandringham this morning

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Prince Pedo Andrew answering the front door thinking it was the postman with his birthday cards but instead it was the police with a warrant

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

@taylorswift13 on my daughter’s homework -“Zoë’s favourite things” age 4 🥰

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Stop blaming the poor
This country isn’t poorer because disabled people get £100 a week or asylum seekers get £49 a wk

It’s poorer because the very rich dodge £35 billion a year — and £100 billion a year flows into British enabled tax havens

We’re not broke
We’re being robbed

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

when the word "groom" is both a noun and a verb

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

Sister got her HPV injection, had to ask her if the boys tried to punch her arm. She said “nah why would they do that”. Times have changed fr 😭🤣😭🤣

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.

Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.

Join us. The time is now.

Sign up here to stay updated: https://t.co/MAwVBrHOzH

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

Blah blah blah

[Im 💖 @im_ogend]

Zac is a fraud I bet! #VirginIsland