Kalua Tikait

“Warning:I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk”

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Doctors per million Indian population: 931. NGOs per million Indian population: 2357.

There are more NGOs in India than there are doctors.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

इस देश के संसाधनों पर पहला हक़ रिया अहीर का होना चाहिए।

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

5 अगस्त के लिए @narendramodi और @AmitShah के प्रति यह राष्ट्र सदैव कृतज्ञ रहेगा। हमें इसी इच्छाशक्ति की पुनरावृत्ति देखनी है, बार-बार, कई बार!

नक्सलियों का सफाया, राष्ट्रद्रोही NGOs की फंडिंग पर शिकंजा, आंतरिक सुरक्षा पर किए गए कार्य आदि सराहनीय हैं। FCRA अगली कड़ी है।

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Never leaving this app 😂

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Ruchika Singh and her family have been on the run since her abusive video went viral. Now an FIR too has been registered against her under Sec 352, 353(1), and 356(1).

People her age would do well to learn a fundamental lesson from this. Crowd dynamics can grant a false sense of empowerment, making it easy to break the law when surrounded by a cheering audience, but the consequences are borne individually. So always think carefully before letting impulse take over.

Was a fleeting moment of applause from a small crowd worth risking a future? In my view, she needs psychiatric counseling far more than a legal action. But regardless of what I think, the consequences are here, and I’m sure she’s finally realizing the true cost of those few moments of clout.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Jinks, congratulations on a great career, buddy. You’ve done wonders for Indian cricket, and you can be very proud of your journey. The safest pair of hands in the slips and my favourite Test batting partner. Wishing you well always. God bless. 🤝🇮🇳
@ajinkyarahane88

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

These so-called NEET students are actually vulgar dancers who joined the protests and used highly crude & abusive language to attack PM Modi and his late mother.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

30 year old unemployed talking about intent and sincerity 😂😂

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

Why is the Global Media completely silent on civilian protests across Pakistan Occupied Jammu & Kashmir (PoJK) and killings by Pakistan Military? International live coverage on protests in democratic India but complete mute spectator to Army ruled Pakistan’s atrocities in PoJK.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

More strict actions against paper leaks to come in tomorrow’s Cabinet!

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

मशरूफ़ है ज़माना कहानी लिखने में,
जनरल कैटेगरी का दर्द यहाँ कौन लिखे ।
सबको दिखती है उसकी मेरिट,
उसके हिस्से का संघर्ष यहाँ कौन लिखे

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Hello @adgpi,

There are numerous videos floating around on social media featuring alleged Indian Army soldiers making politically threatening statements against the current govt and the Delhi Police.

If these are fake videos generated by hostile nations, you must clarify immediately. The public assumes they are real, which empowers anarchy and demoralizes citizens who love their country and the armed forces.

Even if these videos turn out to be real, a public denial is still necessary. Publicly acknowledging that serving personnel are making such statements does far more damage to public morale and fuels anarchy even worse than a fake video would.

Deny, but make a severe internal example out of those offenders as per the law. Social media clout-chasing corrupts institutions. The Indian Army is one of the few remaining institutions largely insulated from this, but there is a growing trend that needs to be checked. Kindly enforce a strict social media policy, and senior officers should lead by example.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

To parents with adult kids:

Reach out to your children and tell them not to get involved in illegal activities on the streets. Influencers are manipulating them into joining street protests alongside rowdy mobs prone to violence, and rioting.

When the dust settles, those influencers will go back to lip-syncing and twerking, and the rowdies will return to their hideouts. Meanwhile, your children, who got swept up in the violence thinking they were part of a revolution, will be left facing FIRs, UAPA, NSA, endless bail rejections, blacklisting, and a ruined future.

Violence has no place in a democracy. It directly violates the very Constitution these influencers claim is in danger.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Instagram me din bhar naachne wale bhi achanak political aur legal expert ban gaye hain.. itna mat thako.. 2-3 din baad wapis naachna hai tumhe 🫪

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Sun le @abhijeet_dipke tu kal ka aaya hai… Rahul ji hamesha se logon ki awaz uthate aaye hain..

Is protest ka face bhi wahi honge

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Clown to clown conversation 🍿

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

कायरता से भरा हुआ अप्रोच! PM के पास अपना सोशल मीडिया हैंडल नहीं है? दुनिया भर की बातें और फोटो डाली जाती हैं हर दिन, पर इस विषय पर ‘किरिन रिजिजू ने कहा कि पीएम ने कहा है’ वाली लाइन?

यही नौटंकी नीट के भी समय हुई थी कि पीएम चिंतित हैं। अरे चिंतित हैं तो क्या उँगलियों में कोढ़ हो गया है? टाइप नहीं कर सकते? डायरेक्ट स्टेटमेंट नहीं दे सकते?

मोदी जी का ईगो इतना विशाल हो चुका है कि उनकी सारी बुद्धि उसी शेल में कैद हो गई है। इनके ईगो के चक्कर में बच्चे पिस रहे हैं। सत्य यह है कि कल के प्रदर्शन में केवल भीम आर्मी, आपाई और सपाई ही नहीं थे जो अराजकता और हिंसा फैला रहे थे, उनमें से एक हिस्सा किशोर वय के छात्र-छात्राओं का भी था।

इन्हें लगता है कि ये लोग क्या कर लेंगे, भूल जाएँगे। परंतु यह पाइल-अप हो रहा है। चुनावों की जीत ही समस्याओं की अनुपस्थिति का एक मात्र मापदंड नहीं है @narendramodi जी!

[Snigdha Sharma @whySnigdha]

Ab tak ki sabse chutiya generation hai ye, inko sach me lag raha hai ye protest students ke liye hai.. brainwashed saale

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Sabse jyada Funny to ye lagta hai jab Bihar ke log Sarkaro ko defend karte hai. Jinka 80 saal se sabne mil ke kaata hai.