Starman

You probably know me. I'm the guy in the car in space.

[Starman @Im_Starman]

Space is cool. Thanks for the vacation, @elonmusk. #Tesla #FalconHeavy #ElonMusk

[Starman @Im_Starman]

NEVER!

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Last night's @BachelorABC just made it's way to me out here. @ariejr can date all the women he wants, but he'll never have my Red @Tesla.

[Starman @Im_Starman]

Before I left, you said you just wanted some space.

Am I far enough away now Janet? Am I finally good enough for you?

[Starman @Im_Starman]

@msteeman @Astro_Maker @NASA_Astronauts @Space_Station @NASA @Tesla No not yet. Though, he did see mine and I could tell he was jealous. #SorryNotSorry

[Starman @Im_Starman]

@Astro_Maker @Space_Station @NASA Hey @Astro_Maker! Thanks for throwing me that lemonade as I passed. Gettin' suuuppppper thirsty out here.

[Starman @Im_Starman]

Happy #ValentinesDay from space to all of you back home!

Except for you Janet.

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@thekidgrif3 @NASA @Space_Station Come on @NASA. Do me a solid and hook it up with a loaf or two of @wonderbreadca. It gets hungry out here in space. #BringStarmanBread

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@thekidgrif3 @SimoneGiertz I could probably introduce @SimoneGiertz to my fath...to @elonmusk. Elon if you could find a way to get her out here to keep me company, that'd be tight.

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@thekidgrif3 @elonmusk I dunno, like some bread or something would be cool.

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@DimiMilardic @NASA #SpacePhone

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Next time someone gives you an invite to space, make sure you lock down that +1. It's super lonely out here y'all.

[Starman @Im_Starman]

@PaddySlattery11 @JamesMslattery @elonmusk You're not lying. I haven't even seen one parking space yet.

[Starman @Im_Starman]

@ilvoloarmy @elonmusk Oh that's right.

Just looked in his wallet and saw his I.D. has an extra line on it that says "Species: DEFINITELY HUMAN" -- that's normal, right?

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@NASA If you look closely in that picture, you can almost see me zooming by in my red hotness. 🚗🚗🚗🚗

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Sorry for the radio silence. I lost a pivotal game of @CandyCrushSaga and briefly forgot about the whole space thing as I threw my phone into the void out of anger.

I had to burn some unexpected fuel to go back and get it. Don't be mad @elonmusk. My b.

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@thekidgrif3 @elonmusk it me!

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Missing everybody on Earth rn.

Except for you Janet.

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Didn't wanna wait two years to see this for real, so did some quick photoshopping in the car. @SpaceX @elonmusk

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I've started playing this game with myself where I open my eyes really wide every time I spin around to face the sun. I haven't figured out any other rules to the game yet. #Starman

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@KarenMunozzz @elonmusk I packed some extra batteries for the camera. As soon as I can figure out how to work this seatbelt, I'll hop up there and turn the thing back on. 👍