Relax... I'm Vaxed!

I'm just a guy who had an idea for a t-shirt that says "Relax... I'm Vaxed!" And there's a smiley face on it. Click the link to get one!

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@KingJames @Money23Green Oh no, LeBron, buddy… if you think this is smart, I have some bad news… you might be kinda dumb :(

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Imagine if the response a couple of months after September 11 was that flight problems happen all the time, and those were just 19 guys having a bad day who had a different view of politics.

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@KatiePhang Every vaccinated person in America is required to wear this shirt https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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@elonmusk Hey Elon, wear this shirt when you do SNL this weekend. It’ll be uh… really funny. It’s a funny shirt. And you would know, because you’re a really funny guy. I mean, you’ve got to be, right? They wouldn’t just let you on SNL because you’re rich https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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Anyway, on the off chance that this tweet does absolutely insane numbers, here’s a link to my shirt. But we both know it won’t. https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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Every day it’s the same thing: Log on, try to think up a viral tweet to sell my stupid shirt, post some bull crap that everyone hates. My dad was right, I am a “little dingus.”

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My nephew showed me an anime cartoon. Those monsters were beating the stuffing out of each other. And the yellow one, Peekachu… that’s a scary little critter! Nasty looking. Like a little rat. Anyway, buy this shirt for your mom. #anitwtmatingseason https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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Ate too many jelly beans tonight. Feel like I might puke. Just one of the perks of creating a popular T-shirt, I guess.

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This kicks ass. Look at this dude. My pathetic little arms would probably flail around like noodles, hurling me into the ground at 100 mph

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British Royal Marines take part in training exercises wearing Gravity Industries’ jet suits

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It seems like most people spell it “vaxxed.” My shirt just has the one X. Probably should have googled it beforehand. But hey, what are you gonna do?

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@Reuters Are you the kind of person who finds this story patently ridiculous, as they clearly have no way to find anyone behind a VPN and are just bluffing? Then you might like this dumbass shirt I made! https://t.co/YspY308zsp

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Anyways, my shirts are better! Buy one! https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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My uncle has a storage container full of t-shirts he made during the SARS epidemic. They say “Vaxed for SARS? Drive some cars!” He never sold any… SARS didn’t really become a thing here. Plus, the shirt didn’t make sense. He actually lives in his car now. Kinda poetic, huh?

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I reckon the guys from BTS would look great in my shirt. Imagine: RM walks onto the stage. What’s that on his size XXL t-shirt? It says “Relax… I’m vaxed!”? The crowd would go wild! Because of the shirt. #2ndTasteOfButter #BTS_Butter https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt

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It might be cool if an influencer wore a shirt saying “Relax… I’m vaxed!” in a TikTok video that got millions of views. Hey, a guy can dream, right?

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Everyone’s going wild for my tshirts that say “Relax… I’m vaxed!” Probably. There’s a guy outside screaming about something or other, I assume it’s the shirt.

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I got vaxed... Time to relax! Or at least that's what my shirt says. Because I have a shirt that says "Relax... I'm vaxed!" And you can, too. https://t.co/y88A3w1UJt