everyone's mom

Quinnipiac University '19

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

when your parents don't let u go out

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

nothing like me and @megrocha_15 getting a noise complaint because we were stress singing #sahry

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

When @the_best_stark thinks that the actual point of flag day is to dress up like a flag....?

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

will i ever study for finals on time?

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

@ionabielby organized* you're in america

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

When you're drunk but need to set an alarm for the morning

[Ché 𖤐❥✞ @ItsGirllCode]

It’s too hot

*opens window*

in comes

20 flies,

8 spiders,

17 daddy long legs,

50 moths,

3 dragons

and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

@the_best_stark if we* were dogs

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

@ayywil relatable https://t.co/IO4HvtbV9n

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

YAAAAS GAGA

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

"i feel like if u had sex to Lana del Ray's music u would birth a unicorn" - @hollynelsonnn #TellMeMore

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

honestly I just miss chipotle

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

calories consumed during finals don't count........right?

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

the fact that microsoft word doesn't understand half of the terms im typing on my bio study guide makes me question if they are real or not

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

wait but why am i not selena gomez

[everyone's mom @im_your_GAL]

@hollynelsonnn https://t.co/w7H7arYJfL