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i like cats...

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I'm going to use this account more often.

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@KeeLManson who's tweeting you? Me or me?

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@KeeLManson cause I actually know he password to this one now.

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@ALEXthaUNICORN you're a fag

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@KeeLManson swag that's how xD this is awesome

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@KeeLManson I got my old account to work xD

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Hahaha girl, you're back on your whore streak!

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Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

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Cats>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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I hate my alarm clock.

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That tweet was deep... I don't know where that one came from. Time for more pointless ones.

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The best thing about a breakup is when you realize you deserved better, so you find someone better and they make you even happier.

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I fricken love hash tags #hashtags

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Thank you FACS. I really wanted to know not to put an egg in a microwave.

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School is really hurting my realationship with my bed.

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GET THE FUCK OVER HIM ALREADY

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Looking back.... I didn't even love you #GladShesGone

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1-800-choke-that-hoe

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Didn't expect her in a dream like that. #dafuq

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Everyone's day is bad. Including mine. #fuckthis