AB आनंद

✳️#आत्मनिर्भर #Banker
✳️ जन्मभूमि #bihar कर्मभूमि #delhincr
✳️#Sarcasm #logic #कटाक्ष

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

मैंने कहीं पढ़ा था कि -
"अगर कोई आपसे कलम (pen) मांगे तो, ढक्कन रख लो और कलम दे दो। बिना ढक्कन के कलम कोई नहीं चुराता।"

अब मेरी drawer में 50 - 60 ढक्कन ही है बस।

~ 20% कटौती की कोशिश करता एक बेंकर

#banking #20percent

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@alashshukla

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Taxpayers receiving 'Thank you' for their contribution every year.

#Budget2024

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@desimojito

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@Singhbanker19 @iamDebDanger @Sriniva18539294 At present,
working sat = 28 per year
Working hours 28 * 7 = 196hrs -----(1)
If all sat off and 40 min extra for each working day then,
52 weeks @ 5 days/week :
40min * 5 * 52 = 10,400 mins
That is 173 hrs and 20 mins -------(2)
21hrs40mins less.
Simple maths, hope you understand

[INIZIO # 2025 @Myliferule85]

#5DaysBanking
Bankers after SUCCESSFUL EOd ...

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@Phogat0 Sabka avkash ni hota laxman

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

My colleagues asking me
"Why do u want promotion"
Me :

[बे जुबान बैंकर 10K @BejuwanBanker]

लोन वसूलने जाता था या
जायजाद कब्जा करने 😀

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

Today's match explained #indvsscotland

[Saloni Gaur @salonayyy]

Life of a Rangoli

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@rashidkhan_19 @imVkohli Waiting for the Gift on Sunday #AfgvsNZ

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

#INDvPAK
Main use kisi aur ki baahon mein dekh k itna dukhi ni hota
Jitna aaj Indian ki haar se ho gya hu
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

#T20WorldCup begins
Aus being Aus
SA being SA

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@Hemlataspeaks1 @BrigadierPrata2 @Buntea @GaurangBhardwa1 Blue gang khade ho k dekh rhi h upar chadh k
Sankhya to h par bal ni h 😶😶

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

Inka dimag to .....................................
Par aapka dimag to aapke paas hai
To lgao apni akal or banao apni fantasy team
Only on #mpl

[Sanatani Thakur 🇮🇳 @SanggitaT]

Banks are closed on Gandhi Jayanti. Why?
What has he to do with banks?.
Was he born in a bank?

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@Phogat0 90 din

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@IPL #MIvsCSK
#IPL2O21 resuming today
And am so excited as #AsliPictureAbhiBaakiHai
But my mom to IPL tonight

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

What I said " #मंजिल नहीं #सफ़र पसंद है"
God : #suffer , Ok Great as you #wish

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@tiwariaditi0909 45

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

And here some girls are waiting ki pink wala kb aaega
(No offense)
#YellowFungus

[AB आनंद @imABAnand]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi #CoWin pe vaccination slot milna *
#cowinregistration #COVID19