Alexis Murtagh

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[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

for everyone counting - i’m team youtube tv. damn the man

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Jeff Bezos paid $50M for a wedding.
He just got a $16B tax break.
He laid off 60k people.
And you’re furious about a kid getting a free school lunch.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising.

Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

There have been far two many field goal blocks today. In honor of the “we should ban the tush push crowd”, we should also ban field goal blocks because people are getting too good at that play and it’s unfair.

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

jax taylor is a greasy captain hook + you can’t convince me otherwise

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

how did i draw the straw to be the light sleeper in a room with 3 snorers 😫

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

you’ll be doing good then something like this will come up + take your breath away 💔😢

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me: "I'll come out for one drink, then I'm going home."

Me the next morning: #SouthernCharm

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

i will always love aj brown bc he flapped his wings with jaxon at the parade but watching these interviews make you love him even more. as much of a proud father as he is a superbowl champ… what a good person 🤍

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

i literally cheered so hard last night when dejean ran that ball that i almost passed out… i am too old for this level of excitement

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

@Amoran227 the way my jealousy is set up…

[Rohan Singh @haan_singh91]

Remember where you came from @taylorswift13

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

the perfect reminder of my age is when people think gillie is only popular bc of the eagles rn meanwhile college alexis was blasting get down on the ground. where’s my wrinkle cream

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

i’ve seen 5 people today say this…. guys… you were following biden and kamala on the potus and vp account… and then it gets handed over… to the current potus and vp…. rocks for brains i swear

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

both my boys have the flu + i may stroke out from the anxiety

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

A recap of this game so far

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

@AvreyToper i do agree 😢 their pizza is so good

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

dave portnoy went to cafe sitaly today + i am devastated i didn’t bump into him in his delaware travels

[Alexis Murtagh @imabasmith]

@AvreyToper you could have been on the pizza review!!