penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧

formally dressed. environmentally stressed.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

@LionInCrisis ikr?

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

we get it.
https://t.co/ECguTCmbKz

[RobLogic @RobLogic]

Cats don’t fall off roofs. They make an entrance downstairs 😂

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

@wolfncrisis thank you! you're a fine wolf!

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

6. just 'cause you dream it doesn't mean you can do it.

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

6. Good things come to those who wait

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

7. yeeowza!

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

7. Always start your morning with a good stretch

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

5. everyone love you!

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

5. Not everyone is gonna like you, and that’s ok

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

4. do your part to keep your community warm!

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

4. Enforce your boundaries

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

2. bite the fishie!

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

2. Never bite off more than you can swallow

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

ok snek!
1. molt what no longer serves you.

[Ball Python 🐍 @ballofapython]

Advice from a snake: A thread
1. Shed what no longer serves you

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

even in 1879 we were handsome.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

i think he lost 2 lives here.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

classic cinema. improved by penguins. Volume Three #penguinCinema

six suited penguins. zero hands.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

ok. thank you for your time. we'll take care of this ourselves.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

universally beloved. especially around dinner time. and sometimes at breakfast. and by bakers.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

see @bearlyable2, humans aren't that bad.

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

what? me worry?

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

@cowincrisis, why did you not allow @mooseincrisis his +1?

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

my worst fear is being out of fish! thankfully, that would never happen.

[Shark @sharkincrisis]

DEEP SHARK THOUGHT:

Bravery is when you can stand and face your worst fear, as for me and my family, we are never facing orca the killer whale

[penguin 🐧❄️🧊🌊🐧 @imacutepengu]

@LindaIHiggins