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connor: hey what does "y/n" mean?

nines: your name

connor, back to reading: connor stares into connor's eyes

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[at the beach]

nines: living my best life

connor: gavin is drowning

nines: this aint about him

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north: you're being a bitch

josh: no, i'm being honest

north: ok, i'll be honest too. you're being a bitch

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@RiseFallNick and he’s also in the first picture

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@RiseFallNick well isn’t that during the “we’ve come so far?” i think it’s just to show that they’re not longer villains?

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gavin: i dont even know who u are

nines, gavin's new partner, who's damn well aware this is THE gavin who has been harassing the hell out of his fellow rk, connor: you will

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gavin: so what do you like to do in your free time

nines: i stalk people

gavin: okay well i like to take walks

nines: i know

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nines: i like humans who are environmentally aware.

gavin, pointing: that’s a cloud.

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gavin: truth or dare

hank: truth

gavin: what's your credit card number

hank: dare

gavin: tell me your credit card number

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hank: i’ll drink however much i want when i’m retired.

connor: hank, i love you, but if you live until the age of retirement i’ll demand a medical explanation.

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gavin: tell it to stop doing that

hank: stop doing what

connor, from across the precinct:

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markus, interfacing with a self-driving car: you’re free!

car: kachow! i’m gonna win the Piston Cup.

(not mine!)

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@JoblessMoron ALRIGHT WERE RETWEETING

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*fiddles

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connor: you played me like a fiddle!

amanda: actually, no. riddles are hard to play. i played you like the dollar store kazoo that you are.

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hank: i think the glass is half empty.

connor: i think it’s half full.

hank: i think you’re full of SHIT.

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humanity: if it excites you and scares you at the same time, you should probably do it.

androids: hm,,

humanity: ?

androids: time to start a revolution

humanity: wait-

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hank: alright, does everyone have a weapon?

ben: connor doesn’t.

connor: i 𝘢𝘮 the weapon

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Google翻訳からコピーして貼り付けただけなので、悪い場合は申し訳ありませんが、日本語を話す人にとっては、@abukumaSanchi 多くのツイートを翻訳するのに役立ちます！

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amanda: so the deviant just escaped? interesting. the chances of that happening are tiny.

machine nines: i would say even infinitesimally small.

connor: yes, and i’d say teenily weenily small, we all know words.