420 princess🍁👑

Zoinks to say the least

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

If you keep saying you can’t you sure as hell won’t

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Time to kick some ass on retention 🥳

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

I think I’m actually gunna cry bc of how amazing this new job is like wow 🤩 I love it here

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Hot girl w tummy issues will forever be my aesthetic

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

As yes time for the ruining of Christmas to begin, thank yew

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

When men find out you have a boyfriend and then are suddenly rude and dismissive to you

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Happy exciting things!!!!🥰

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Job offer: secured ✅

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Djsorkgnwozorkejjanqbe AHHHHH 🥺

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

@notskyIar It’s a blanket statement regarding you and several other spicy gays at work specifically one that just HIT ON ME

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

I HATE this hospital w a burning passion but they do be hiring some fine ass gays 😍

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Whoops just realized I quit my antidepressants a month ago bc of my mommy issues and overwhelming fear of ending up like her

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

When I told my Denver friends I’m dying and have no health care and they’re like “don’t you work at a hospital????” Yes that’s part of the joke

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

I told my bf I wanna find out how my stroke game is and he said buy a dildo and find a friend bc “better them than me” 😂 soo any ladies interested

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

I just asked Sam for a shirt to sleep in and he goes “here is my anti imperial bedtime shirt” w ‘yankee go home’ on it perfection muah

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

It’s my birthday vacation bitchhhh

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Having a runny nose with a full face of makeup is my kryptonite

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

This manager at work legit CANNOT stop talking about her 401k and how much she’s saving up and then gunna move to Florida like god I hate it here

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Females named Toni are a different type of toxic prove me wrong

[420 princess🍁👑 @imafknflower]

Bruh why do the people at the Wendy’s by my work legit 10/10 NEVER charge me, thank yew💅🙂