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@ask_aubry Oh no! God forbid a man ever experience frustration! The horror!

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@SAgentFoxMulder @DrHoenderkamp So if you wind up with cancer you’ll forgo any radiation, chemotherapy or immunotherapy, even if the alternative is certain painful death, since folks (including men! Hard to believe but it’s true) didn’t have the drugs and docs?

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@LexWojTran @DanielleNicki And then most of it is still clinging to the edges and is impossible to peel off so it looks all raggedy every time you open the bottle.

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@ask_aubry 18-year old girls (intentionally not calling them women) get THE MOST swipes/messages on dating apps and that increasingly falls away each year after. So most men are being “good guys” by waiting until the very minute a girl becomes legal. Mostly all pedos to some degree

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@loserluve Bananas

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@DocAtCDI My dog crunching on veggies. Serious ASMR bliss. I swoon!

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@AKempAuthor I told my verbally abusive brother that no one who speaks to/about me the way he does can have access to me and then I blocked across social media, never again responded to texts or calls (did not block so I could monitor for potentially serious threats). 7yrs later no regrets

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@daisyj42 @HmpxvT Right??! Like oh whew it’s the older cows. They’re worthless anyway. Cull cull cull!!!

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@MarcelloCalicc1 @theashleyray Uptight about sex and more uptight about being anything other than 39 or younger. It’s gonna be a reckoning for the majority of the commenters here to arrive at their 40s (and beyond) and realize they don’t feel unworthy, horrid or like they need to hide inside

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@Kosher_Weaver @ask_aubry Yep, it’s his money. And even if this was a story just about how he spends his own money it would still be ok for her to break up with him once she realized they have different values and priorities around money. She can leave for any reason she wants or no reason at all.

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@ThePOTSPostman I suffered a serious concussion about a year ago. For the first several weeks I could literally do nothing but lie in bed/sit quietly listening to rain sounds on an app. Anything else caused intense overwhelm and so much tinnitus. My relationship to ‘doing’ changed radically

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@jessyroos Well this makes the world a much sweeter place indeed ❤️ Congratulations!

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@DrunkScribe That sweet, buttery goodness was one of the best things about childhood!

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@s0f0nisba Not even once. No seasonal allergy nonsense, either.

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@JessicaLexicus People bring a tl;dr vibe to everything these days

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@AmandaMcCormick @moorehn Not to mention that the prices are higher while the packaging and items have all gotten smaller. The “double rolls” of paper towels we bought last night are literally half the size of the same brand’s “double rolls” from 2months ago. Same for dishwasher pods.

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@chazharris @JarettSays @ihatejoelkim Right??!! 🤯

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@paperalphabet @ambernoelle This is why I shop in person and not online. These casual social interactions are gold.

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@andizeisler @ambernoelle Or they say “I was holding space…” Ok, you know what we used to call that? We called it BEING A FRIEND AND HAVING A CONVERSATION

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@KimmyMonte The girl isn’t gone