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[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

33yr old DOLLY PARTON was still a year away from the superstardom “9 To 5” would bring her but here she is with a song she wrote just for Johnny and proving that you you can still shred a guitar whilst wearing 5-inch nails.

A super Superstar.

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

The chances of being k!lled by a crab are slim, but never zero

[Gauthier Eric ✞ @ParToutatis77]

Le tube de l'été 2026🌞🚢⚓️✈️🧑‍✈️👩‍✈️

Nouvel hymne patriotique anglais :

"Deport the f**king lot !" (Déportez-les tous, bande de c*ns !)

Un hymne qui dit tout haut ce que beaucoup pensent tout bas.

Partagez cette vidéo sans modération .👇

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Anyone else want to do this? 🙌

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

This is so heartwarming and wholesome 🥹❤️

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

The Sheep’s thanking Frankie their guardian dog for guarding them all day

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

When you can't have all animals as pets..🐕🐾😅

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

I really need a prairie dog in my life 😻❤️🥰

[The Original Grey Beard Biker™ (Michael) @_rockytop_biker]

It truly must suck to be a screaming, spittle emitting, eye-bulging, hatred filled Leftist in this day and age. America First patriots love everything in this video. They hate it. We are not the same. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Brandon @Primewave96]

Epic “World’s Coolest Dad” moment. Had me smiling like a proud member of the internet family. 😂🔥😎

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

This makes me very happy🥰

[Nitro Circus @NitroCircus]

“We are literally jumping on the South lawn of the White House” - @TravisPastrana
@blckriflecoffee

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Just some animals enjoying music. Pure joy. Wholesome vibes.

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

The @MLB has issued an official warning to players who wrote Bible verses over their ‘Pride Night’ hats.

This was never about making gay people feel “welcome.” And if you have to force people to celebrate something, it’s not a thing worth celebrating.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A child and a donkey together. The world holds nothing sweeter. When my final day comes, let me be watching my grandchild like this, and I will close my eyes softly.

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Is it time for a FAIR/FLAT tax yet?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

EPIC! Some pictures capture a moment.

Others capture an era.

This image will go down in history as one of the most uniquely American scenes ever photographed. Sports, patriotism, tradition, and pride all in one frame!

The soundtrack takes it to another level.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

God is the greatest artist.

Incredible.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Daddy’s hilarious reaction to baby eyebrows prank. 😄