remember: trying to befriend someone who just so happens to be popular is parasocial cringe behaviour, but moaning and crying over them being banned from your little social media site is normal and good
metalheads are corny but black metal fans are easily the corniest group of people on the planet. all they do is jerk off the lamest nazi bands on the planet and then act like they’re so cool and mysterious. no dude they sound gay and dumb
i have been very interested in millet and sorghum lately. their cultivation in the savannah and drought-resistant capabilities fascinate me. i don't know why. i disdain wheat
a plurality of people are unwilling to think critically or analyze anything and just want to consume their medias and watch slop video essays until they die
If you’re near a convenience store right now—any type of 24-hour store—go into the store right now and put your penis in the cash register for no reason! Their money is penis money as of right now!