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Animal, Mineral, or Vegetable?

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Do you ever pause and wonder if anyone's died exactly where you're standing?

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@MarkHalperin You should feel badly about this tweet.

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@growingwisdom My narcissus have poked an inch above the soil. Since the flower buds are still good and buried I'm not going to worry, but I was surprised to see the shoots today.

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@hankgreen When my mom had chemo (five rounds) she found Cavendish and Harvey sour lemon drops helped her cope with the metallic taste she had sometimes and even helped with mild nausea. ymmv. Sorry you have to do this shit. Glad it's available.

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@hankgreen

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If you know onions and garlic well enough to make a shallot joke...

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@notmargot663 @BigMeanInternet But she knew how to act like she didn't know what an onion was or garlic and then used a shallot, which is kind of combination of both. It was a good joke.

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Erin go bragh! 🍀

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@growingwisdom I love living in the lowest confidence area. :D

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@travelingheidi The me of six weeks ago thanks you? :D

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@tbh1973 @growingwisdom Dave posted a snow total map forecast earlier and it says coating to 2 inches for your area, but that could change depending on how the storm unfolds. He'll update again tomorrow based on new data.

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Q: Was that a serial killer's clown painting on the wall in the Glass Onion?

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@travelingheidi We had similar results
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@atlemar @CatsOfYore These are void cat beans, but it was the third Thursday of the month and void cats are at their strongest and most decipherable.

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@Daleksneedhugs 😂

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@Daleksneedhugs What's the truth?

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@Daleksneedhugs How tall did she say she was?

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@stsparky @CatsOfYore @fredrin That was the point. This person takes care of cats who need it the most because they've been through shit. Some people take those cats because no one else will. They love them and give them the safety and care they need.

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This a crater in which they mixed wine and water to get wasted. nota bene: even the horse has a hard on. The description refers to "exaggerated erections."

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2021. Ooops.

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Huge 2022 T*itter D*ta bre*ch. Change your pw and anywhere else you use the same one, if you do.
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