Sam

Who cares about web3? I’m already on web7. I thought I wanted that blue checkmark @twitter but decided I’d rather shitpost as anon.

[Sam @imaginarytoucan]

Crypto once self-selected for misunderstood savants.

Now it self-selects for dimwits who mistake their idiocy for genius.

Market cap trends correlate to collective industry IQ.

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@coopernicus01 get me outta here

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@greg16676935420 This American mind can’t comprehend this

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@sandeepnailwal Polygon = Payments for Polymarket bc nothing else on Polygon is worth anything*

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I don’t blame smartphones for the long-poop epidemic. I blame the globalization of Japanese bidets that make the experience so comfortable.

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@NEARProtocol more like definitely nothing 🙄

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@s04p_ avabot

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@0xBrando .avax domains

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Proof that Amurricans like LGBTQ less than immigrants.

[CNBC @CNBC]

How Modelo dethroned Bud Light to become the top-selling U.S. beer https://t.co/dO5F6ZP1gR

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@andrewOingalls so avax is an L2?

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@VinnyLingham distributed storage is neither cheap nor practical vs. centralized cloud storage. at least try to make your shilling sound educated

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@mkarolian @GRDecter how dare you apply critical thinking and common sense on twitter!

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@iwillpat @sausagers_xyz Kiuna should’ve died in s1

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@MorganKrupetsky this is way better than whatever crap polygon’s institutional person calls “writing”

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@chikn_kfc touching a bearded dragon

[CDC @CDCgov]

OUTBREAK UPDATE: 32 sick in 20 states from contact with bearded dragons.

Half of sick people are younger than 5 years old. Don’t allow bearded dragons to roam in areas where your baby or young children crawl and play.

https://t.co/aYOJ6wkQDD

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@Pastore1314 @avalancheavax @amazon Who from @avalancheavax pissed in your cereal, my guy? They had @bradfein and @shaiss from @awscloud on a Spaces talking about the partnership. Do some research.

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Crypto market -80%, no taxes left to collect 😭

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US House passes bill to cut funding for 87,000 new IRS agents.

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@greg16676935420 I pretend to tweet before I tweet too. Doesn’t seem to work for me though.

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@zhusu you should rush back into hiding