Rayne

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

Not to brag or anything but a golden retriever licked my face.

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

#thingsmycoworkersays the scrotum is like the balls part right? What’s the shaft part called?

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

I told someone happy early birthday. Their birthday is in November. Oh well, still correct.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sometimes, the best way to show me you love me is to leave me alone.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I've never been rich, but I know I'd be excellent at it.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I've always loved a man (and woman) in uniform! #HappyVeteransDay

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

Follow @batchusa and win stuff for your doggy! 😁👍

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

Word from the wise: don't listen to sad love songs while alone at 3am on nightshirt 😩

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

[Rayne @imakeitrayne]

Plans for the weekend: staying far away from Benson

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

A meal without wine is called breakfast.