Johannes Kepler

I am the coolest astronomer ever

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When you have to pee

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#madeamoreadvancedtelescope #astrotweet

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When u receive a letter from Galileo thanking you for believing in his planetary discoveries #astrotweet #AnotherOne

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Nature uses as little as possible for anything. Which she must've run out of brains for ppl who think the world is flat #astrotweet

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only 1500s kids will remember when Pope Gregory made the Gregorian calander

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retweet if u were born in 1571 and died in 1630 lmao

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The square of the orbital period of a planet is directly proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of its orbit.

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2. A line joining a planet and the sun sweeps out equal areas during equal intervals of time.

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my swaggy laws are
1. The orbit of every planet is an ellipse with the sun at a focus.

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@_Geocentric_ you think the universe revolves around you like always smh

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@_Geocentric_ I came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

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@str8outtapisa @_Geocentric_

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@str8outtapisa lmao

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@TheEdmundHalley where do I sign up for th war

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@_Geocentric_ god claudius you cant just make people assume that their the center of everything https://t.co/hKMNOvbt0y

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@_Geocentric_ excuse u but im hotter AND i don't need a filter smh

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did you know that Aristotle thought that deaf people were stupid and incapable of reasoning? #dontreallylikehimthatmuchtho

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i want a shirt with my face on it #astrotweet

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who is awesome