Galileo Galilei

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

@DaneshBam There they go, at it again!

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Hey Kepler, sorry I didn't agree with your theory that the moon causes tides #nobodysperfect #myb

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Since I'm the "Father of Modern Science" does that mean I get presents on Father's Day"?
#whosyourdaddy #stillcounts

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

To the person that ratted me out to the Church:
#snitchesgetstitches #watchyourback

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Me when the Catholic Church imprisoned me for my ideas:

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Everybody check out my new book "Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems" on Amazon: https://t.co/SCxjtu56Dn
#authorlife

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Me: What you want?

Him: Gimme your favorite thing in the universe

Me: I gotchu fam

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

#everytime #itsnotthathard #ijustwantedpizza

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

When one of your five younger siblings won't shut up #killitwithfire #myearsarebleeding

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Originally wanted to be a doctor but decided to heal stupidity instead #educateyourselves #healingyou #sorrynotsorry

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

I may have been blind during the last year of my life, but even I can see why kids love the taste of Fruity Pebbles

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Everybody check out my lute mixtape on SoundCloud #fire #notjustascientist

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

To the adoring fan that chopped off my middle finger during my burial, please give it back...
#why #shady #notyours

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
- Me
#spittingwisdom

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

@mariamitchella1 Stargazing and chill?

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Hey Catholic Church, does this jail cell make me look fat? #worthit #onetoomanytwinkies #stillright

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

When someone mentions heliocentrism #suckitptolemaeus #yasss

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Big thanks to the Catholic Church for my dope tomb #betterthanyours #irony #basilicaofsantacroce

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Tryin' to find a bae like... #nevermarried #loveme

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

When someone says the earth is the center of everything... #notallaboutyou #peasant