inconspicuous lady

these are my jokes

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

I think I’ve written some of the worst poetry this world has ever seen

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

What the fuck.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

"The Other Two," the beloved sitcom on the absurdity of celebrity culture, will not return for a fourth season
https://t.co/Ka9Az7AMZM

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

People with summer birthdays are the coolest and the saddest

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

Why is it that all of my devices die at the same time @Apple

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

My boyfriend unironically loves emily in Paris. Should i break up with him

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

I got 99 problems and all of them are tummy related

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

In what world is this a “summer look”

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

This may come as a shock to some of you, but i don’t really like working all that much

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

the little mermaid is def a Gemini

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

I know now that my boyfriend will never leave me because i accurately predicted the end of succession

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

I skipped golden retriever boyfriend and went straight to labradoodle boyfriend

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

The way i almost just looked up “dead body health code violations” on my work computer

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

My tummy problems are my fatal flaw

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

@zzzaZZZu Let’s get into pointe now. Together. I think we’d be really good

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

After re-traumatizing myself over the holidays, i finally miss New York again

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

When run into an old coworker out n about

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

@zzzaZZZu If i hadn’t seen Rita first i would’ve thought it was real too Zo

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

@thomaskuklenski He also shouldn’t be allowed to be this sexy

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

3ish months later and I’m going to dinner with my lover and his parents lol

[inconspicuous lady @imaladyipromise]

I’m going to become so emotionally unavailable it’ll take a bulldozer to tear these walls down 💪💪#2023