Albert D 🇯🇲

Ahh, just a regular guy.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[Jaevion Nelson @jaevionn]

No sugar. No milk.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Same ☝🏽🙂‍↔️

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

getting opportunities that scare the hell out of you >>>

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me venting to my mom:
Her: They’re JEALOUS

[Meekz 🩵✨ @AmThaBabe]

I lowkey feel like @imalbertdarnell is a millionaire and is waiting on the right time to give me my friendship fortune so I can stop going to work.

I can feel it in my chakra!

[Albert D 🇯🇲 @imalbertdarnell]

@AmThaBabe 🤭

[MoneyTree T @moneytree_T]

Homeless not Toothless #RHOA

[Ne Regrette Rien @YaniqueJLambert]

I never eat my rice hot. I will sit & wait years for the right moment because people do forget themselves. I'll be waiting.

[Yenkunkun Pikibo @moniquepowell]

Friend vs Acquaintance Litmus:
Share a challenging situation that has you in distress.
Friend: “I wonder weh wi can do fi fix dis? Maybe try A or B or C.”
Acquaintance: Jah know. Dat rough. Sorry fi hear bout dat still.

[Dru Vessel @druvessel]

I love engaging texters. Send me emojis, memes, videos, photos. Emphasize my texts. I like all that.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me 30 mins before going to the dentist:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

[DREW SIDORA @DREWSIDORA]

Y'all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made!

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

a car is a car. a job is a job. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, be the villain.

[darylvazmp @darylvazmp]

#Update: I am confirming receipt of a preliminary report regarding the All-Island outage experienced on Friday June 5th, 2026.

Ministry's Summary Findings Thus Far Based on the Report:

The system behaviour strongly suggests a failure or delayed operation of the primary protection scheme at Hunts Bay and the Rockfort lines resulting in:

* Extended fault duration,
* Escalation of the disturbance, and
* Wider propagation of system instability

I must state categorically that the findings suggest a situation that is completely untenable and unacceptable. The reports suggest the same old findings as in previous instances regarding system failures. In 2026, with improved technologies and greater experience, we should not be exposed or be vulnerable to the challenges we experienced a in 2006, approximately 20 years ago.

I am meeting with my team at the ministry and will provide a more comprehensive report in a statement to the parliament later this week. I have also received reports of additional outages since the restoration on Saturday morning across the island. The Ministry remains in constant dialogue with the utility provider and will continue to provide updates to the public as they become available. We await the findings from the Office of Utilities Regulator (OUR).

The Jamaican people are sick and tired of this and quite frankly SO AM I!

[papi bones @echolaliass]

real ones know u could already do this

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

no instagram i don't wanna see the new partner of my ex's life on my suggested friends