Sandy(not hurricane)

I am married to alan and my son is alec, hope you are all well god bless x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@Millie_mcg Hi millie! Jodi here twitter raping alecs mum:L!!! Don't tell her or Alan will get spanked. Have a class 21st here in FunDEE. Cah wait for our dragon soups nd skittle bombs. God love ya, J X

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ Alexander is the only one to have sucked from my teets!!! And i'm no coo. Bring your dirty washing out i'm doing a white wash, love you x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

Gorgeous! xx https://t.co/97G0Mxdxat

[lo @Loganskylarr]

LADIES, it's 2017 ... I think it's time we step our game up & bring back the Juicy tracksuits.

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

Ma wee pup just munched ma rug! Wish Alan would get the hint and do the same #gooddug #pip #notdugfromcomeoutsite #mypip

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ Geez a straight son whilst you're at it! Love you x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@miasnedden @alecblaikie_ What a naughty boy! ill leave him at that train station so a will. Alan is having a korma, visit soon. Amen x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

sorry for the break my tweetsters x love sandy

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ had to get a limo to fit your fucking ego! i'm taking your advent calendar back!!

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ aye fuck up ya wee speccy virgin, lol Mum x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ excuse me??!! downstairs now mr! you're in deep trouble! (angry face)

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ is this the wee laddie you've been telling me about? Looks a bit old for you, bring him over for tea I want to meet him x

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ how did ma text messages end up here? pmsl, bring your dinner plate down please xxx

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

a should probably head off and get some z's! haha, good night twitter xxx

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

blaikie certainly does not bum boys!!

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ gan and get me and @robbiewilliams some bread

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

deh like tacos #taco #isitflatbread #aleclikestacos #ihatethem #sandwich

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ you're welcome, can't wait for ma battered sausage! love you child xxxxxx

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

@alecblaikie_ as forgetful as your dad haha! love you son!xxxxx

[Sandy(not hurricane) @imalecsmum]

if only... #alan https://t.co/XKdqFlI9Ms