Alex

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

Chivalry is dead.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@yourtechguyyy Still waiting. Not a good look for @Apple 3 years 62hours and counting.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@Abdul_MNG @immasiddx The apps on your Home Screen are mildly concerning. Also why you got the camera app in your hotbar there’s like 20 other ways to access the camera lol

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@FortniteStatus @Fortnite @FortineSupport if you spent 3 hours trying to get in an never could do you still get the sidekick and pickaxe or anything for compensation cause I was trying since before 6:20ET

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@RockstarGames It better be free to play at this point.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@FortniteStatus @grok when is this season actually gonna work?

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@ijustine Still think about this reply. lol.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@FortniteStatus Compensation should be: 1000 Vbucks, free battle pass and refund for all the crew subscribers, and a Simpsons skin for free. How can y’all promote this and it don’t even work this is worse than previous updates. Do y’all not test this at all before releasing?

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@Fortnite Nowhere cause y’all can’t get the game up and running

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@Fortnite This should’ve been an edit style for all those that already own the xenomorph. Why are you trying to make me buy the same skin twice?

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@SelikSing36631 @RealSilver1109 Literally did that. Got in and watched the event.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@ChipotleTweets plus there’s onion and lettuce in my plain cheese quesadilla.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@ChipotleTweets get your crap together why is it everywhere. The bag was soaked. White sheets ruined. I’m pissed.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@Apple this is highly anticompetitive. What happened to the company that started in a garage? The company that begged bag its CEO after firing him from his own company? Be humble, it’s just a video game.

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

Apple has blocked our Fortnite submission so we cannot release to the US App Store or to the Epic Games Store for iOS in the European Union. Now, sadly, Fortnite on iOS will be offline worldwide until Apple unblocks it.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@RyanTrahan please explain:

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Every single one of these videos is AI-generated, and if this doesn't concern you at least a little bit, nothing will

The newest model: https://t.co/zkDWU8Be9S

(Remember Will Smith eating spaghetti? I have so many questions)

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

How does @SUBWAY have so much marketing money. They got like 7 athletes in their new ad.

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@ElonMuskAOC Blue to pay homage

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@ElonMuskAOC But are you renaming it X or still calling it Twitter?

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

This is just not how golf works

[Alex @imalexshaffer]

@NintendoAmerica the golf sim has gone downhill majorly from the wii to the switch. UI is almost unbearable.