chicken wang

mama to the best lil man

[chicken wang @imalilshrimpy]

@lady_valor_07 Cornelius

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Uno lleva 94 años caminando. El otro, apenas tres semanas. Adivina quién está copiando a quién.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

“As a woman you should”
Me:

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I'm standing in a line at a store and the person behind me is standing too close.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the shape of pasta definitely changes the taste fr

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu quando alguém fica me encarando por tempo demais

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[Lumen @LumenX_]

Can we PLEASE normalize using a capital letter 'G’ when referring to God???

[chicken wang @imalilshrimpy]

Don’t get a dog if you’re just gonna leave it outside majority of the day to fkn bark. It’s rude to your neighbors.

[Naz🥵 @_naznotes]

Normalize asking the Holy Spirit before ChatGPT.

[chicken wang @imalilshrimpy]

@oelma__ A random charger 🤣

[chicken wang @imalilshrimpy]

@sanfilti Hang in there and just take things day by day 🙏🏼 baby steps. I know it’s easier said than done, but you got this!

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como é digitar seu e-mail e senha com o controle remoto

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Tom Holland sharing a quote that said “if you have a problem with me, text me, and if you don’t have my number, you don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me” really stuck with me

[azmir @azmir_hndrxx]

when you have a baby / kid you have got to talk to them like a normal person & they’ll develop quicker

[chicken wang @imalilshrimpy]

@muheediva01 Wait I never thought about this…literally genius

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Texas right now:
4 grams of THC = 10 years in prison.
Being a pedo = pardon from Ken Paxton

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

The Rock's Eye, Utah, USA