ZoLaLa

Original #TrumpTruthTranslator (FWIW, i.e. nothing…), Past-Life High Priestess, Starseed, Tarot Reader, Teacher, Student, and so on, and so on…

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@Sarah_SKG_1983 @tedlieu @realDonaldTrump #TrumpTruthTranslator:
1. For the TruthTranslation of Statements & Claims, simply determine the statement's exact opposite meaning.
2. For Accusations & Insults, replace the name of the accused or insulted with the words "Donald Trump."
Voila! Translation complete… Try it today!

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@AnandWrites I saw this billboard just today.
In the corner it says “#UnfortunatelyFakeNews”

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@axios I don’t know why we’re surprised that the Taliban got to every major city in Afghanistan so quickly and efficiently — they’ve basically had 20 straight years of #InfrastructureWeek.

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@robreiner Why are we surprised that the Taliban got to every major city in Afghanistan so quickly and efficiently?
They’ve basically had 20 straight years of #InfrastructureWeek.

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Walton family wealth in 2018: $146 billion
Walton family wealth in 2021: $228 billion

Walmart minimum wage in 2018: $11 an hour
Walmart minimum wage in 2021: $11 an hour

It is a moral outrage that the richest family in America pays workers at Walmart starvation wages.

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

There is no more telling way to convey the corruption inherent in having a Trump branded property just blocks from a Trump White House than its desolation a week into the Biden era.

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

Stephen Colbert: Trump's defense is that he didn't go with his cult members to commit murder. Oh, sorry, that was actually Charles Manson's defense.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Fuck, this looks great!

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@jonlovett I for one love your Mitch McConnell impression and think it’s really great.

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@maggieNYT At last, we have an answer:

Today, January 20th 2021, was the day Donald J. Trump finally became president.

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@MiaFarrow Yes

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Now I��ll never know all the words. #AmazingGrace #GarthBrooks #InaugurationDay

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@jonlovett Anyone else react like this as soon as Biden finished taking the oath of office? It finally hit me that the nightmare of the last 4 years is really over. Grateful to have gotten through it, not sure how we did.

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@samsanders That made me guffaw😂

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@hwinkler4real How did we even get through that?

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

Ella about to act up in the White House and I’m so ready. https://t.co/g7Tz34KhfY

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@johnpavlovitz That moment when Biden is sworn in and it actually hits you that the nightmare of the last four years is finally over🙏🥲😢😭 How did we get through that?

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@Ali_Davis You mean he’s not a REAL shaman??

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Signs of unity and healing

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@Olivianuzzi The legacy of the Trump administration should forever be these words: lies, cruelty and death.