j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍

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master of all trades, jack of none.
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[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

magic is real 😌

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

thanks anon 😍. the next thing I'm going to manifest is first class airfare to Sao Paulo

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

when they couldn't do an abortion they'd just leave unwanted newborns to die of exposure.

also they loved sex workers and buttfucking each other as a show of dominance. read a book lol

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

weird that the same guys who larp as roman patricians on here hate abortion. ancient romans LOVED abortion

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@lizzabees save some abortionweed for the rest of us jfc

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@sidhe_her I wanna pants this guy

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

every time I have to attend a school function I pray that today will be the day I find my same-age hot goth milf bffwb and every time I am denied

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

my bad tbh she said you guys had an open relationship

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

making your gf cum so hard her eyes roll back in her head and she invokes an ancient Sumerian blood goddess, who turns the skies black and sets the seas to boil, who rains toads from the heavens and draws a veil of darkness to descend on the land for 1000 years

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@Kittenfish817 ew

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

don't tell me hunter biden is your problematic would. he's totally unproblematic. yes, he did drugs & fucked consenting adult women, but whom among us would do otherwise if we had unlimited rich dad money

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@SaferHaywood sure same but think about how many more drugs and women you could do if you didn't have to work

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@PoliticalJudo noooooo I thought he like big booty latinas 😞

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

this is why those squishy cubes got so popular

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

I'm so stressed out I'm gonna vomit, if any of you freaks are into that

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

The carbon in my DNA was forged in the heart of a star. The iron in my blood was made in a supernova explosion. The microplastics in my brain are from used condoms made out of ancient plankton corpse goop. Everything is one.

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

number one mistake I see people make when they start fucking magic users: no wards

get your wards up first girls

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@facetedcarapace

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@HTTP_Lovecraft "carrot peeling accident"

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

@babyknifespice thank you for your support 🙏