Matt Melendez the Disruptor

imbibin and vibin

[Matt Melendez the Disruptor @imamattstar]

srirancha is a condiment

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Happy eight decades around the sun to America’s biggest loser, @realDonaldTrump! 🥳🎉

You can blow out the candles, but you can't wish away the damage.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Thank you Team LH, love you all

[Ferrari News 🐎 @FanaticsFerrari]

LEWIS HAMILTON WINSSSSSS THE SPANISH GRAND PRIX!!! 😭😭😭

HIS FIRST WIN IN THE FAMOUS RED CAR! 106 WINS FOR LEWIS! 249 WINS FOR FERRARI!

AFTER 686 DAYS, LEWIS IS BACK! FERRARI IS BACK! ❤️🐎🐐

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s go Team USA! Good luck at the World Cup, @USMNT.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

Trump shows up loss
Wu Tang shows up win

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Trump literally shut down New York and canceled watch parties just to fall asleep during the game and curse the Knicks to a loss smh. Generational L.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[YouNeek🗽 @sadinpali]

🚨Dua Lipa via her Instagram Story!

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Sean Strickland got "the call" from the UFC, but says he's still going to Washington DC to protest the event 😭

"I got the call, UFC higher ups called me. They said I'm not Israeli enough to go to UFC 250 Israel edition.

I already bought ymy plane ticket, we're f*cking going. I'm gonna bring the belt, I'll get a big f*cking bull horn and go right up to the gates... We're gonna do a peaceful protest."

(via @SStricklandMMA)

[LakersMuse @LALMuse]

Myles Garrett said he wants LeBron to stay in LA during his first Rams press conference 🤝

“I’m sure we’ll have some more conversations now in the same city. We’ll see how long LBJ is around, but if he wants to stay for a few more years I know they’ll accept him with open arms.”

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Los Angeles teams over the past few years:

🔵 Traded for Myles Garett
🟡 Traded for Luka Doncic
🔵 Signed Shohei Ohtani

A stretch etched into sports memory

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas