Slarty Bartfast

Designer of Planets

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@SandyofSuffolk Don’t be an idiot Sandy, it’s not the bloody teachers that make the decision. It’s not free childcare so suck it up buttercup.

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@ZiaYusufUK We vote for a party and policies, not an individual

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@TheRealJamieKay Avocado

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@TheRealJamieKay Friends, The Office, The Sopranos, Lost, strictly come dancing. Etc etc

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@SneakyScoffer1 @nataliedawn_x Oh bless your entitled heart, Karen. Schools might close in actual dangerous heat so kids don’t melt, and you’re throwing a tantrum over childcare? Cry me a fucking river. Fine the council £80? 😂 Grow the fuck up, snowflake. Schools aren’t free babysitting.

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@JamesCleverly @BBCNews Crystal Palace innit.

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@BinB1234 @BorisBinned @RealTimVine Oh sure, because nothing says “smart politics” like Venezuelans, Lebanese, and Cubans who escaped actual disasters now simping for the guy who pals around with strongmen, tanks the economy for his ego, and treats immigrants like props until election season. Delusional. 🙄

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@tugce190333 Your mums personal toy.

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@BinB1234 @BorisBinned @RealTimVine Interesting take I guess only a MAGA would have. Not quite what the other 8.9 billion people on this planet think.

[Mick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 FEA @mickbcfc1975]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself again

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@JeremyClarkson Wishing you all the strength in the world to fight the good fight. You’re in our prayers—even if you don’t believe in that sort of thing, it can’t hurt. Keep going, fight it, and do what you do best. Plenty of us are behind you.

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@Elifbenad Beryl

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@ChelseaFC @SportsPeteO Thank goodness for that, just need Bruno Fernandes and Richarlison to leave the Prem and then all the whiny bastards will be gone.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Rear cab, will be locked off. No drama.

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@GirlGiada @marksandspencer Oh no, the absolute tragedy! Poor vegan had to walk past actual food like a normal person. Cry harder. Stop being such a pathetic, entitled woke baby and just buy your sad little fake sausages without demanding the entire store rearrange for your fragile feelings.

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@China_TVv 100%, would love to see the people and country.

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@JacobsVegasLife It used to have an excellent steak house 🥩

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@prodnose

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@TheRealJamieKay Sahara?

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@scottiebateman @Hush_Kit @IvorGCampbell Fair enough! I’m not talented enough to fly a plane, so I’ll keep quiet now 🤐