Emen-nimous

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[Emen-nimous @imanationnn]

Life isnt pressure. The system is pressure. Pressures u to maintain their standard of living.

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

THINGS PHARMA IS HIDING FROM YOU:

01. Stress needs green tea
02. Toothache needs cloves
03. Low blood sugar needs dates
04. Acne needs turmeric
05. Insomnia needs kiwi
06. Fatigue needs spinach
07. Bloating needs yogurt
08. Dehydration needs cucumber
09. Headache needs bananas
10. Low energy needs oranges
11. Dry hair needs salmon
12. Constipation needs apples
13. Muscle cramps need avocado
14. Weak memory needs blueberries
15. Brittle hair needs peppers
16. Poor digestion needs ginger
17. Low immunity needs garlic
18. Sore throat needs honey
19. Eye strain needs carrots
20. Anxiety needs chamomile tea

[SejaFi 🇲🇾 #SharedHeritage 🇵🇸 #FreeOrPartition @sjfi_twider]

Malaysia punya style portmanteau lain.

Tengok cara P. Ramlee cipta.

Panggung wayang gambar = Pawagam.

Kumpulan gitar rancak = Kugiran.

Vokal + Vokal + Konsonan. Sebab tu sedap.

Bukan style Indo, Konsonan + Konsonan.

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

Turmeric fights inflammation.
Ginger speeds digestion.
Cinnamon controls blood sugar.
Black pepper increases absorption. Cayenne boosts circulation.
Cloves kill bacteria.
Cardamom freshens breath and calms gut.

Your spice cabinet is a pharmacy.
Start using it!

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

Foods That Repair Organs

1. Beets regenerate liver cells.
2. Garlic detoxifies heavy metals.
3. Apples cleanse the kidneys.
4. Artichokes boost bile flow.
5. Bone broth heals intestinal lining.
6. Celery reduces blood pressure.
7. Seaweed strengthens the thyroid.
8. Pomegranate juice for heart health.

[It's Ahmad @AhmadX_Official]

A specially designed umbrella has been developed for Hajj and Umrah pilgrims, engineered in a way that allows users to avoid holding it by hand, thereby preventing fatigue during use.

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Imagine you are a Muslim and someone asks you: Why do we recite Surah Al-Fatiha in every rakah

(And you don't know)?

[hdgavwgw @na_adf]

I pernah jumpa org gini. Nak tahu tak how to fix orang macamni? Yg selalu tanya benda2 kecik. Senang je, u kena stop micromanage /complain/ pertikai apa dia buat.

Mungkin punca dia jadi macam ni sbb u pernah complain kat dia “kenapa ambik bawang besar?” “Kenapa ambik yg tak elok” “U ni tak pandai pilih bawang la, tak elok” etc.

So dia akan rasa apa yg dia buat semua salah dimata u, and in the future ended up jadi apa? Jadi mcm dlm gambar kat bawah ni la. Dia akan suruh you yg buat keputusan sebab nanti you confirm takkan complain dah.

Samala macam memasak, or tolong arrangekan perabot, or bila orang tolong belikan u makanan. Kalau u banyak complain itu ini salah, ended up orang tu akan tak berminat untuk tolong u dah. Kalau tolong pun, dia akan bagi u yg buat decision, sebab dia malas nk kena judge

Kalau org tu buat silap sikit, or benda yg dia buat tu tk kena tekak you. U tutup mata and redakan je. Just nasihat softly and move on. Tak perlu ungkit, tak perlu pertikai lebih2 or pergi malukan dia dekat socmed or kawan2.

Lama2 orang tu akan adjust and learn sendiri.

U nak dorang fikir sendiri, tapi bila dorang fikir sendiri, u tak suka. Nk ikut telunjuk u jugak, lepastu penat sebab asyik jadi “decision maker”. Faham tak maksud i😅

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

SubhanAllah… today I learned something that shifted my entire perspective.

In class, the ustadh asked:
“Why do people die?”

Most of us answered:
“Because their time (ajal) has come.”

He said: No

[Germaine ABAYIRINGIRA @Trichiia]

Retirement plan

[KONGSI VIRAL🇲🇾 @kongsiviralje]

Alhamdulillah lampu raya dah siap pasang. Muka pasrah je.😭😂

Kredit : owner

[Emen-nimous @imanationnn]

Semua nak claim kain cotton premium. Dh beli, kain mcm kambeng. Aje bajang.

[Emen-nimous @imanationnn]

@azmkmrdn

[tic toc tic @TicTocTick]

Kim Yong is inviting applications for marriage to his daughter.

She’s billionaire. Owns island in the pacific.

Her only requirement?

You must be at least 5.9 inch, be unvaxxed and be willing to relocate to North Korea.

[Emen-nimous @imanationnn]

@venom1s Best weekend ever.. for men.

[JOKER 🔺 @tjerealjoker]

Korang kalo kena scam dan SUDAH transfer duit.. apa nak buat?

Call 997 - National Scam Response Centre.
Call dalam masa 30minit selepas kena scam.
They will block the transfer.
They will get your money back.

Salute Fahmi‼️

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

The fastest way to lose a good man isn't cheating but..

[Gisa w'I Rwanda🇷🇼❤️🇷🇼 @EmmyGisa3]

How adding this small yellow bead makes fishing easier.

[Bella.Shopping @Bella_Shopping7]

Terima kasih akak dekat thread share tips nak cerahkan kulit yang hyperpigmentation 😍

[Emen-nimous @imanationnn]

Boleh apply cast national geographic dah.😂😂

[Baba @BabaDClint]

This challenge is so rude😭😂🤣