𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾

content strategy director | astrology girlfriend

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

People who don’t like camping have clearly has never slept over at a college boy’s apartment

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

@united We’ve been sitting in the Syracuse airport for almost 5 hours because of a fire extinguisher not being on the plane 🙃 What’s the deal???

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

I just told someone to “slay queen period” in their performance review so yes I am THAT millennial manager

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

HEATED is my new pre-client meeting hype song

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

I feel like Steve Lacy is to gen z what Fefe Dobson was to millennials

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

People always tell me I’m cool, calm and collected….babe I’m ✨dissociating✨

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

I regret to inform you that i will no longer be bringing the pop to the cinema

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

stepping into my hottest self this summer idc in what shape I’m in 😤

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

This is what y’all do on southwest hunni? No seat assignments?? 🫠

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

the audacity to call me during the HEATED bridge

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

I need to know if Beyoncé is a Yellowjackets fan

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

My entire TikTok fyp is renaissance footage and I rly have to thank the people risking jail time for this record of history

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

Please god I love a good zombie flick

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Viola Davis says she “would love to do a zombie movie.”

“I want a ‘Train to Busan.’ I want my version of ‘Train to Busan.’ I want to fight some zombies. That’s what I want to do.”

(https://t.co/Z1sySz0Tn7)

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

the only way y'all are getting me to coachella is

1. if beyonce headlines
2. if a brand sends me

bc I can camp right here in the mountains and listen to frank ocean for free

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

This whole “seasoning police” drama on TikTok tickles me bc the length that y’all will go to justifying bland food….anyways pass me the lowry’s

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

pov: your last brain cell

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

first opportunity I have to call someone a "flip flopping ass bitch" I'm taking

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

@aishamadeit “Great first pass”

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

when this here snow clears up imma need all my friends to hop on a plane to colorado bc I MISS Y'ALL

[𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾 @imanialbert]

therapy support group but for people who can’t get renaissance tix