iman

Respect existence or expect resistance.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Not my dad saying “let me go buy bread” and the whole family getting in the car😭 he thinks we forgot what he did in 2021😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hussain @hussainbourdain]

Who ends a situationship at sehri time dawg I cant even smoke about it

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[harky @theharkyp]

The sheer abuse of the term mid century modern on facebook marketplace ….

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i think it's time we put the things i promised in my research proposal behind us

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

[brit @booritney]

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them

[꩜ @adorewordss]

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Life is all about having coffee with your friends for five hours actually

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when someone disagrees with me it’s like wow.. anti-intellectualism really is on the rise

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

telling myself i’m too self aware for therapy as i repeat a pattern of behavior i’ve been trying to break since age 14

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

[J🇾🇪 @365JIM]

no one loves international football more than a woman who doesn’t watch football.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

when my grandma opens a water bottle by herself i say okay musclesssss and she goes hehehe

[Mimi @minadanjay]

Once I become rich, I’ll be unstoppable at gifting. In fact, people will fear for their lives.