doritos#1fan

fuck the church and fuck the state

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@michael_inverse @ayojoestar My kitten had a pre-existing condition before I adopted her because shelters are overrun with sick cats and they do nothing to stop the spread of respiratory viruses. We were never eligible for pet insurance

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I really just wish emergency vet clinics would stop acting like $8,000 is just pocket change for the average person. 😒

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

It’s not child marriages but girl child marriages. Women aren’t marrying little boys. It’s men all over the world chasing or marrying literal girl children

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I think a man’s constant fear of being used is projection of how he knows he is using others

[The Yeti of Kananaskis @kananaskinyeti]

Covid killed the pope. And the queen. And Pele. It’s the reason Biden dropped out. It’s why your favourite artist is sick, stopped touring or has come down with serious health complications. It’s why the kids are failing at school, it’s why the schools are failing. It’s all Covid

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@lisawhelan @rhymeswithvery They did great, thank you. I’m so sad and angry for all of our kids. They deserve so much better

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[MO @Abu_Salah9]

صدمة هائلة

قامت شركة جوجل بتحديث خرائطها لقطاع غزة عبر الأقمار الاصطناعية، لتكشف حجم دمار لم تعرفه البشرية من قبل.

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@Urukanzakbis It gives me dermatitis

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@rushicrypto Probably eating babies

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@EvanZhao6 Actually this person seems cool af and definitely alright. You seem like a nightmare boss though

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@ParentMishmash Thank you!

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@JesterJum How do people eat these? They are like 40% clear goo and always undercooked

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[doritos#1fan @imanoldperson]

@AutonomicBrad77 My gastroenterologist wrote me a prescription for transcendental meditation. I just stared at him because wtf

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

Why is this guy still walking around talking about what he wants?? We know his wife left him because of Epstein. We know he tried to drug her because he thought he gave her an STD. How is this happening? You CANNOT HAVE our biometrics and HIPAA info, you sick fk.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

This is literally insane???