iman 😎 she/her

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

all you need to know about this is that they filmed the bachelorette parties in Southie at the Capo basement lmao 😀

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

@youngestvero fake

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

it’s hard living with the fact that i can’t speak any languages well

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

each morning i wonder if it’s going to be a day characterized by unbearable stomach pain or if i will be blessed by the gut gods

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

What it feels like when your friend picks you up

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”

“What a good idea,” said Toad.

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“Time is just the thing that happens between snacks,” said Toad.

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

"We won't make it, Frog, I think we should give up and go eat cookies," said Toad.

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“We are best friends, Frog,” said Toad. “You and me, we're together like cookies and milk.”

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I become irritable, tired, and unhappy when I'm hungry.” said Toad.

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

every now and then i’m reminded of the time when i awoke to an empty fishbowl and found my pet fish on the floor,
dried up. he jumped.

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

baddies don’t get scared -olivia

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you want to move in with me here

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

Dear Toad,
I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

"Today I just want to eat cookies and sleep," said Toad.

[iman 😎 she/her @imansayeed]

me and seagulls have mad beef

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“Willpower is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

“You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad.

“Right,” said Frog.