Norris

I'm not good. I'm not nice. I'm just right.

[Norris @imaperson__]

Ugh

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I NEEEEEED TO RUN TODAY.

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How to people even complain about spending too much on a gym? Blink and Planet Fitness are less than $20 a month. 😐

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How did I have a Twitter hiatus? 😱

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🙃

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Finally got her up to the 20th floor!

@230fifthrooftop

#family #brunch #NYC #food #drinks @… https://t.co/S3OtJ1nV01

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New location=new selfie mirrors.

@blinkfitness
#blinkfitness

#fitness #workout #flex #gym @… https://t.co/UC2gazhFGM

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Ugh

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I could use one of those annoying Nike taglines, but I'll spare you.

#gym #workout… https://t.co/ypATGdAXaC

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HURRY UP.

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Why would you try to spot someone when they're using a MACHINE?

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It's like the serfs are starting a revolution when it's time to get on the train at Bridgeport.

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Hmmmm...

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I also don't feel like going to the ATM by the river to get money for laundry and then coming all the way back.

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I'm pushing laundry off until tomorrow because I don't feel like going outside again.

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Why does my eyebrow keep twitching?

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I better start looking into a space heater soon because you know this building isn't about to turn the heat on until the new year.

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If only every picture I took of myself had professional editors to create this illusion.