Sydney 💜

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[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

Having sex is cool but wouldn’t it be cooler if your roommate actually put the TP roll on the TP holder instead of on the counter??? .... No... I’m asking because I don’t know what that feels like 🙃

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

The stars 👎🙅
Three blind women in a cave 👍🤸‍♂

#dimension20

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@g_uhhhhh_ Hi I care and I’m in love, let me in

[Mia @m0mfarts]

moon and stars 💫🌛 (i literally could not look lol)

[777 @_garrettcharles]

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 🤙🏻😛✌🏻

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@samrose_8 @m0mfarts Hey baby? No one did 😂

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

Can’t believe I crafted so hard for someone who DOESN’T DESERVE MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 I mean aren’t we all in some way

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 I hope you step in a wet spot every time you change your socks, I hope your chicken is always slightly too dry, I hope your laundry scent is always too strong 🥫🪀🥁

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

“I hope you find your peace”… that’s nice, I hope you don’t and you think about me forever

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 I hope you always lose 1 headphone, I hope your phone doesn’t hold a charge, I hope you always forget to set your alarms 🪽⭐️🫧

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 I hope your Netflix logs you out so you have to log in every time, I hope your shoe laces always come untied, I hope you always have a small rock in your shoe ✨

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 Mommy PLEASE

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 keeps saying ‘Just tell me you hate me” …. As if I could EVER hate my other half

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@payton_nicole17 I DO MOST OF THE TIME

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

@m0mfarts Best I can do is forehead kisses and ice cream

[Sydney 💜 @imaprincess920]

Deleting every trace of them on socials >>>