Itzel Martinez

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[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Yo, for a second I thought I caught this parasite that’s been going around because I just pissed out of my ass, then I remembered i’m lactose intolerant and I had two scoops of butter pecan ice cream 30mins ago.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

I LOVE SITTING AT THE BAR. I ENJOY EATING EXTRA CRISPY FRIES, SIPPING ON ANYTHING WITH TEQUILA IN IT. BUT I FUCKING HATE WHEN CIGARETTE SMOKERS SIT NEXT TO ME. THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT. That’s all, happy Friday.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

I’m so dyslexic that for my whole life (until today) I’ve been pressing the ‘Sift’ key instead of the ‘Ctrl’ when doing ‘copy and paste’ so instead of doing that i’d get an upper case ‘C’ and an upper case ‘V’. Talk about life hack.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

It’s always a losing battle. When you try to prove your point/ express your feelings to someone who acts like a fucking child.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Do all stores have peanuts in the same aisle to insure anyone with a peanut allergy be safe?

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@jared52201 I still feel 21 #lifestyle

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Who will be the first to share their @Spotify “Your Top Songs 2022”

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Sometimes after using the ladies room I’m like damn , when was the last time I had corn…

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

I wish this was me right now instead of studying for finals.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Making eye contact when someone is speaking is my love language.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

Being depressed, getting a haircut because you think it will help…now suicidal.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@settlersofcatan if you roll a 7 let’s talk before you do something irrational

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@WHYLO97 Oh. Okay. That’s not for me. 😹

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@WHYLO97 Being comfortable and open with each other with feelings, emotions, thoughts, and goals. But if you can’t just like me and be content with me. I’m not trying to catch anything.

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@Starbucks wish you guys had hot sauce…

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

I declare we get more more plant emojis. Please

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

@TiltedKiltPub @TKBolingbrook

[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

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[Itzel Martinez @imart24]

The most annoying sound in the world is a sitting lawn mower.